To My Readers: For those of you who are conservative please do not read this post. For those of you who aren't well... what are you waiting for? Come on...start reading!
Last night I was at a coffeeshop with my best friend. She told me she ran into our biology teacher the other day. And so begins our flashback to our sophomore year in college at a catholic university run by priests....
My best friend Jorcie and I had bio class together. One hot summer afternoon the teacher divided the class into different groups. Someone from each group had to scrape off a piece of their inner cheek and place it onto the microscope slide. Then we would all peep in amazement into the microscope to check out what cells look like. NERDS! Jorcie got stuck with the "you do it, no you do it" group. Then one girl came in late and the teacher asked her to Jorcie's group. So needless to say, Late Girl was tasked to scrape off her cheek cell.
Jorcie's group looked confused at what they saw. They went and examined other slides too but other cheek cells did not have what their cheek cell had. So finally they asked their teacher for help. Jorcie approaches the teacher and asks her to take a look into the microscope because something was moving...
The teacher had everyone examine this particular cheek cell which was from Jorcie's group. Then she says, who's cheek cell is this? And the late girl announced happily that it was hers. So here comes the shocker... The teacher then asks her in front of everyone "What was that sperm doing inside your mouth?" I stood in horror and my jaw dropped as I'm sure everyone had the same reaction. The girl turned bright red. Then the bell rang. And class was dismissed. We never saw the girl again. But if I were in her shoes, I don't think I'd be able to show up in class either.
LESSON OF THE STORY: DON'T EAT WHAT YOU CAN'T SWALLOW!
Class dismissed..... =)