Douche Bag Alert!

Often times I can't help but wonder, why the nicest, loveliest ladies are with total douche bags...or why, gorgeous gentlemen are with sluts? Maybe cupid is getting rusty with his bow and arrow. Or maybe love is really blind? I have no idea...
Anyhow...the reason for all this questioning is this incident. A client of mine, asked for my cellphone number so that he would no longer have to call from cellphone to telephone (cellphone bill is higher when calling a telephone line). So I gave the client my cellphone number and first it was just purely business. Then now, this douche bag, who happens to be married to a really gorgeous sweet lady starts asking me out on a date! Ugh! The nerve of this guy. I replied to his message saying, "I think, you should surprise your wife for a special date or something really sweet, she'd love that." The two already have two kids, a 3 year old and a 5 year old. So he sends me another message saying that he'd rather take me out on a date. I respond by saying, "This is not right, you have a wife and two kids, and I have a boyfriend." Douche bag replies, "Well, there's nothing wrong about it, as long as it's just the two of us who knows about it right?!"
WTF?! After hours of not replying to his message, he sends me another message saying, "I'll give you anything you want, you name it, just for one date... cellphone? car? anything?"

Some guys are just assholes! It really pisses me off to see married men going off with other women, especially those much much younger than them. What is it with these guys? How can they say they love someone and yet go off and play with other people. And what gets me most is that there are actually ladies out there who don't mind dating/sleeping with married men.

Imagination gets the most of me and what worries me right now is his wife finding his text messages to me. Of course guys would lie and give a million reasons and turn the tables around to make it the other girl's fault. Heck, he could delete all my replies. So it would totally look like I'm all for it. And that's really bad... I can just see it now...It would be sooo scandalous. The wifey would drop by the office and say horrible things, not knowing that I tried to stand up for her... Scary thought... Maybe I'm just worrying too much....

A Creepy Sleepover With the Girls

For those of you who are following me on twitter, you are well aware that last week I had a fun sleepover with the girls. We did a lot of baking, eating, gossiping, doing each other's hair and makeup and all things fun and girly. We watched tear jerkers to my cheeks hurt from laughing to scary movies that made us scream like hell! So anyhow...after our movie marathon one of the girls, decided to share a scary story with us.
Anne used to live away from home back in her college days. And she was renting a room from an old lady's house. The house had a total of 8 bedrooms. 6 bedrooms were being rented out, one was being slept in by the landlady, and the other room was for the maid. It was a big old house. So many years ago the house was filled with happy memories of the little old lady and her children. Now that her kids have grown she is left in the big old house alone with the maid. So she decided to have the rooms rented out. Anyhow the old lady passed away in her sleep and the casket with the body was at the house for a couple days. The old lady's grown up kids and grandchildren came by the house to visit their dead mother and bid their farewells. The house was packed with relatives and people who knew the little old lady. Tracy (who is already 42), one of the old lady's children approached the 6 girls who were renting the rooms. She asked who was staying in which room. Then she told them that she had something to tell them. During her younger years she was playing hide and seek with her older sister Beth. She hid in one of the rooms and something strange happened. She could no longer hear Beth screaming her name. She turned around and she saw something that scared her to death. She told Anne and the girls that she saw the devil in the room that she was hiding in. He wouldn't let her out. She cried and cried and finally he said, "I'll let you out, but you have to promise not to tell anyone!" Tracy agreed and ran to Beth and hugged her tight. Beth asked Tracy why she was crying and Tracy answered, "Beth, I saw the devil in the room I was hiding in and he wouldn't let me out." Beth suddenly smiled and said, " I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!" YIKES!!!!!
The girls and I freaked out after hearing Anne's story. And needless to say, no one got any sleep. Thanks a lot Anne!
So now, as I'm writing this post and recalling her story I'm getting goosebumps and have the urge to run into mommy's room and hide under the covers. It's already past midnight and I can feel the hair at the back of my neck standing up!

But before I end this post, can I ask you guys for a favor? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top. Well, my 13 year old cousin just started blogging last week. Could you guys please show him some love, maybe drop a few comments on his page or maybe even follow his blog? Do me a favor, click this and visit, Mikey's Corner. Thank you so much. I think he needs a little encouragement and some blog love would just be wonderful. Thank you soooo sooo much. Hope you guys had a great weekend.

So I'm now running off to Mommy's bedroom to try and get some sleep because I still can't get Anne's scary story out of my head! Grrrr! I'm such a sissy!

Embarrassing Mommy Moments

Oh gosh...I have another mommy story to tell all of you. I'm not sure which is worse though, my mommy story or that of my Aunt's story. So anyhow... Lately, I've been addicted to that song called Jai Ho from SlumDog Millionare. I've been doing my nightly belly dancing to that song. So somehow, it got stuck in mommy's head. Yesterday while my friends were over she comes downstairs and asks me to send her an MP3 of J-Lo, so she can use it as her cellphone. With a confused look on my face, I ask my mom, which one of J-Lo's songs did she want? And she starts singing Jai Ho song but instead of saying Jai Ho she says J-Lo! And she tells me that it's the song I'm always doing my belly dancing too! My friends started to giggle and I turned red with embarrassment. So, I told my mom it's Jai Ho mom! And she giggles. So...I send her the MP3 of Jai Ho and she retreats back to her room happily. Earlier today, we went to the coffee shop for our weekly mother-daughter bonding session. After walking endlessly from one mall to the next and going shopping we thought it would be nice to go down to the coffee shop to enjoy some caffeine and a slice of some yummy chocolatey cake. There were a couple teenagers at the coffee shop too and some people I knew. I smiled and said a quick hello and suddenly I hear the song Jai Ho start to play loudly. What was that?! Then mommy brings out her cellphone and answers a call! OMG! Mommy's ringtone is Jai Ho! A friend of mine whispered that I have a cool mom. Lols! hehehehe..Well, at least we have similar taste in music right?... Geez....By the way for those of you who haven't heard Jai Ho yet, below is a video I had gotten from YouTube.



So moving on to the next topic...

My old old aunt decided it was time to buy a laptop! She's soooo freakin computer illiterate. She has a cellphone but always asks her kids to text for her since the letters and keypads are so small. I can only imagine how much trouble my cousin has to put up with in terms of trying to explain how the laptop works. So they were in a coffee shop that had WIFI access. My aunt asked my cousin if internet was up and working. And my cousin said yes, and taught her how to access the internet. In the middle of the lesson she suddenly says in a loud voice, "BE CAREFUL, WHAT YOU PUT INTO THE LAPTOP, I DON'T WANT MY LAPTOP TO GET GERMS! and die!!!" People started giggling. And my cousin was just dying of embarrassment. So my cousin tells my aunt Laptops and computers don't get germs, they may get a virus and the computer might eventually crash! Lols.... oh my... Thank goodness my mom isn't that bad. lols...

Weekend Awards

It's awards time again. First and foremost I'd really like to thank all my bloggy buddies out there who really take the time to read my posts (they may be boring sometimes) but yet you guys still put in an effort to say hello or to comment. I love you guys. You are all my inspiration.

I received three awards which were pending for a couple days now. So....for the first award...
Drum roll please....
International Bloggers Community! Yey!!! I'd like to thank my dear talented, creative, bloggy buddy Duni over at Lovely Purses. It's so nice to be part of an international bloggers community.
There are some rules and Q/A attached to this award. To everyone receiving this award please link up with: BLoGGiSTa iNFo CoRNeR (PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE THIS LINK) at http://bloggistame.blogspot.com and leave the URL of your post in order for you/your blog to be added to the Master List.

and answer a few questions:

1. The person who tagged you: Duni
2. His/her site's title and url: http://lovelypurses.blogspot.com/
3. Date when you were tagged: May 1, 2009
4. Bloggers you tagged:

Miss Confession from Malaysia
PinkNic from London
ScoMan from Australia
Andhari from Jakarta Indonesia
Nashe from Singapore
Confessions of a Twenty something year old from China
Quarter Life Lady from U.S.A.

2nd Award: ONE LOVELY BLOGI got this award from Miss Cindy over at Simple Life and Reading. For those of you who loves to read please check out her blog. She's got tons of book reviews. =)

RULES:

1) Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award and his or her blog link.

2) Pass the award to 15 other blogs that you have newly discovered.

3) Remember to contact the blogger's to let them know they have been chosen for this award.

Oh wow...15! Oh my gosh! That's a lot. I'm feeling a bit lazy right now so I'm just going to give out two. hehehehe

Duni of Lovely Purses- her blog is soooo lovely. Everything she makes is just so wonderful. I wish I could make purses like hers. Girls, you gotta check out her blog. It's super awesome.

Ebi from the Main Ingredient- she's got tons of wonderful pictures on her page. Tons of flowers. I love it.

Shanon from Love, Shannon-she has a feel good blog. The type of blog when after you read it, you can't help but smile.

And now for the third award Shannon from Love, Shannon gave me this award. She's such a sweetie pie. You guys go visit her blog, it's really worth visiting. Trust me. =)

The ♥Adorable♥ Blog Award Rules:
♥Include the award logo in your blog or post.
♥Nominate as many blogs which you like.
♥Be sure to link to your nominees within your post.
♥Let them know that they have received this award by commenting on their blog.
♥Share the l♥ve and link to this post and to the person from whom you received your award.

Lilu from Live It, Love It
Sexy doctor from Musings of the corybantic painted nails
Children of the 90's
The DemiGoddess
Life of Leetid
Gwen a.k.a The Skinny Bitch

so that's all for now people. have a great weekend. =)
I now leave you with a picture of me and my new love. Meet Peanut. He was given to me by my boyfriend last week for our 4 year anniversary. Isn't he a darling?!

The Only Thing Girls Should Chase Is A Shot

So to begin with, this is my very very first This Is post. This tag started out at Carina's blog so please check out her page called HOME OF "THIS IS". So anyhow, the topic for this week's is "THIS IS SOMETHING I COLLECT" So...


What do we have here? Oh...it's my secret stash of alcohol. But wait wanna know something cool. These are all old liquor that dates back to long before I was even born. This dates back to around 33 years ago. Some of you might be wondering how I got my hands on these...Well, they are actually from my mom. It was her collection from when she was in high school. Most of the good ones are gone though, she used to have tons of Vodka which she says "evaporated". But whatever, I think it evaporated in her throat as she was chugging it down. Lols... Anyhow... What's even cooler about it is that these are miniatures. The smallest one is about the length of my pointer fingers. And trust me, I have small hands. All the bottles still have alcohol in them. I wonder if it is still safe to drink these! I was thinking of maybe trying out the Smirnoff Vodka that's there or maybe Remy Martin. I dunno. Or maybe I'll just allow it to collect dust and pass it on to my future kids some day and tell them it was gramma's secret stash from so long ago. Anyhow, this is my collection now and I'm finding it rather hard to find more to add to this collection. I have found a couple places that sell these but the liquid content isn't even alcohol, it's just water. booohooo....

So ladies, I leave you with this quote "the only thing a girl should ever chase is a shot!" cheers!

Don't Eat What You Can't Swallow

To My Readers: For those of you who are conservative please do not read this post. For those of you who aren't well... what are you waiting for? Come on...start reading!

Last night I was at a coffeeshop with my best friend. She told me she ran into our biology teacher the other day. And so begins our flashback to our sophomore year in college at a catholic university run by priests....

My best friend Jorcie and I had bio class together. One hot summer afternoon the teacher divided the class into different groups. Someone from each group had to scrape off a piece of their inner cheek and place it onto the microscope slide. Then we would all peep in amazement into the microscope to check out what cells look like. NERDS! Jorcie got stuck with the "you do it, no you do it" group. Then one girl came in late and the teacher asked her to Jorcie's group. So needless to say, Late Girl was tasked to scrape off her cheek cell.
Jorcie's group looked confused at what they saw. They went and examined other slides too but other cheek cells did not have what their cheek cell had. So finally they asked their teacher for help. Jorcie approaches the teacher and asks her to take a look into the microscope because something was moving...

The teacher had everyone examine this particular cheek cell which was from Jorcie's group. Then she says, who's cheek cell is this? And the late girl announced happily that it was hers. So here comes the shocker... The teacher then asks her in front of everyone "What was that sperm doing inside your mouth?" I stood in horror and my jaw dropped as I'm sure everyone had the same reaction. The girl turned bright red. Then the bell rang. And class was dismissed. We never saw the girl again. But if I were in her shoes, I don't think I'd be able to show up in class either.

LESSON OF THE STORY: DON'T EAT WHAT YOU CAN'T SWALLOW!

Class dismissed..... =)

Goodies for the Girls!!!!

This post is for my ladies. So I went over to the ever talented Duni of Lovely Purses and she linked to France's blog called Beauty for a Living. I'm so glad she pointed me out to this blog. This is definitely a blog that all girls would love. It's all about living a beautiful life, all things girly from looking great, to feeling great, and all the perks of being a girl. Tips and tricks of make up application and all the hottest trends this season, this blog has it all. Lovely and generous Frances of Beauty for a Living is having a giveaway to celebrate her new life in the blogosphere. So my lovely ladies, up for grabs are the following:
Limited edition of Shu Uemera brush kit. Perfect for adding just the right color to your apple cheeks, luscious lips, mysterious seductive eyes. So here's a picture of the inside with the brush kit2nd prize is the Jurlique Maintaining Balancing set. Which "contains a Balancing Foaming Cleanser, Rosewater Balancing Mist, Daily Exfoliating Cream, Herbal Recovery Gel and Balancing Day Care Cream."

And last but not least is the cutest Shu Uemura Lipstick Holder. This cute lipstick holder can hold 2 lipsticks, plus there's a mirror inside to complete the holder. So now you can retouch whenever necessary.
I want them all!!!! I bet you lovely ladies want these too. So what are you waiting for? Head on over to Beauty for a Living and join in on this contest. Frances of Beauty for a Living, who is from the Philippines says this contest is open to everyone, everywhere, she'll mail the goodies to wherever you might be. =) So hurry ladies, closing date for this contest is only until May 7, 2009 by 6pm!

Party Time!

Hey guys! The event was a success!!! Woohoo! Tickets were sold out! Party started at 7pm up to midnight, but the place was still packed even after midnight! Woohoo!!! I wasn't able to take a lot of pictures since I was busy with the whole event. My mom and cousin took the pictures for me so you might notice that most of the pictures are of the same people! Hahaha! Anyhow, we had this Moroccan Mint Tea Cocktail which is just soooooo yummy! I didn't get a picture of it though. tsk tsk...But yeah, that was really good. So anyway... please click on the slideshow to view the pictures. By the way, I was planning to wear the red dress which I had on my previous post but I just couldn't find it in my closet... =( I went with the watermelon colored dress! By the way, we also had a Best in Costume Contest. Winner of the Best in Costume Contest wins an overnight stay for two at Pearl Farm Beach Resort. So anyway...I'm back to blogging and will be checking out everyones blogs! Have a great weekend everyone!