Cuh-ray-zeeee

Hey guys what have you been up to? Lately I've been running into a lot of crazy people. Crazy does not even begin to describe the people that I have encountered. Yesterday, I went out for lunch with the boyfie. Traffic was a lot heavier than usual. I thought there might have been an accident or something or maybe construction. Finally we realized what caused the traffic. An old, wrinkly homeless guy was on the sidewalk talking and smiling to himself. This "weirdness" did not stop there, he had his pants halfway down his knees and he was jacking off in public. Ewwwwnesss! Then he would try to get passerby's to touch his dingaling! Ewwwww! Ewww! and Ewww!

Two Fridays ago there was a lot of commotion over at my cuh-ray-zee neighbor's house. First, some cops were asking my neighbor's house sitter if she had a permit for her business and if there were kids in the house my my crazy German neighbor. Next thing I know I came across this article titled, " German National, Cabbie nabbed for Teen's Kidnap". When I got back from work, my German neighbor was no longer at home, she was already in jail. For those of you who've been following my blog for a long time now, already know how crazy she is. For the newbies to my blog, there was a time when she threw a huge buddha statue over my front gate. Luckily none of us got hurt or got hit by the buddha statue. She also threw a knife over our gate and this knife had dried blood on it. There was one time when she tried to throw a huge rock at my boyfie's car. Read about her cuhrazeeness here, here, and read about the one time she called the cops on my house and she told them that I died a couple years ago which you can read about it here.

So anyhow, turns out my neighbor had kidnapped some teenager. Just a couple days ago they let her out of jail. Turns out they couldn't keep her inside because she is mentally unstable. We suggested to the cops to maybe have her deported but they said they couldn't do that because she didn't have documents and papers. What? I thought someone could get deported if they weren't legal in that country and if they could not provide all the necessary documents.

Anyhow....what was your weekend like? I hope it wasn't as crazy as mine.